I’ve missed two posts in the past couple weeks. That means I get two punishments. I’m excited. But I’m not as excited as I should be. You see, you guys displayed a shocking lack of both viciousness and creativity when giving Adam Swensen a punishment. These things will be no fun if you don’t suggest either horrifying things that I would only do under the duress of a Tyrannosaurus-Rex with a rocket launcher or things that are at least as weird as Japanese pop culture. Seriously. Be brutal to me and to all of us when we get punishments. Tim and Adam will protect me from doing anything that could result in actual bodily injury.
So let me have it. Suggest away. I’ll either do two small punishments or one big one. Just to get you started I’ll list a couple ideas below.
- Make me write a romantic limerick to the celebrity of your choice and do a dramatic reading for the blog.
- Make me dye my hair purple for a few days.
- Make me greet every person I run into for a week with a Vulcan salute.
- Make me wear suspenders with everything for a week.
I have faith in you people. Give me a good punishment. Give me several good punishments. Now.